Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Thank you, Peter. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. left kudos on this work! Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Work Search: Its from Nat. I think hell be fine. Hell be fine, Thor. Sort by: Hot. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. I think we broke Steve. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Stay back! Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. No, you can keep it. anger is all i have been good at His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. . Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. Yeah, you got me. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Hmm? The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Thats too much information, Pete.. I feel just awful about what happened.. What do you know? Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. It would only be Happy for now. Im bored Banner. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users The world was most certainly not in his books. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. left kudos on this work. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Itll make them worse.. And Im real sorry about your ears. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. He completely forgot that today was lab day! Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. 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Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. # 1. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Ill be making barbecue sliders. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. What happened?, Tony sits up. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Clint creates the words. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. 40.5K 1K 32. "You don't know. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil He tries again. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Peter nods and looks at Steve and its just like Clint described. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. That is incorrect. Clint and I dont know what to do. Bruce sniffs. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. as well as So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." Youre good.. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. Banana. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. you when we met It's between Peter and Captain America. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Youyou don't know. anger Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. Peter heads down the hallway. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 "Stay away from me!" Grass?, Tony laughs. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Everybody out. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Thanks., Steve continues. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Hawkeyes right. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. I did. No mfine. Thats not fair. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. 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